If the eyes open wide enough to see everything, eventually, they'll fall right out.



Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

"I want to eat your ass". That’s what that says. I don’t even need a translator. God DAMN IT

JFC, I was wondering why my friend was giggling earlier.  Find out she posted something really dumb on my blog when I went to the bathroom.  Joke’s on you!  I, uh… …now I need to think of what to do to get her back.





Hello yes! A Science Birb, here to explain the science!

Birb have VERY LARGE EYE in skull. Very good for seeing! But not space for muscle, birb cannot move eye. For mammal to make steady image, keep focus on single thing, always moving eye! Tiny movements, sometimes not even know. But birb cannot make tiny movements! So, birb must move whole head. And that is why the birb can keep steady the head when the body is amovering!

Thank you for listening to a science

I’m crying

That was the greatest scientific explanation I have ever read

(Source: boyquail)



no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed


This took me about 23 seconds to fully comprehend the reference.