If the eyes open wide enough to see everything, eventually, they'll fall right out.
Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
"I want to eat your ass". That’s what that says. I don’t even need a translator. God DAMN IT
JFC, I was wondering why my friend was giggling earlier. Find out she posted something really dumb on my blog when I went to the bathroom. Joke’s on you! I, uh… …now I need to think of what to do to get her back.